Vicki Larson's OMG Chronicles

Like many adolescents, I used to riffle through my parents’ drawers and closets. It wasn’t that I was so curious about my parents’ “other” life — the one that went on behind the closed doors of their bedroom. Most kids can barely fathom that their parents actually have a life, let alone a sex life, […]

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He’s sexually “inappropriate.” He lies about it for a while, but gets busted anyway. He apologizes to everyone he’s hurt, mostly his wife. Can you guess whom I’m talking about? The joke is that men often think with the wrong head. But with all the high-profile sexual misadventures of late — Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, […]

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He may have been the world’s most wanted terrorist at the time he was killed, but it turns out Osama bin Laden was also a typical man. Evidently, bin Laden had an “extensive” stash of porn at his compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, according to officials. There’s no way to know if the Mrs. — or […]

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Whenever there are a spate of high-profile affairs as there has been lately, the “experts” are all over the media talking about infidelity as if had just been discovered. Once they get over the who, what, where, when and how, they get to the why and, inevitably, try to address the two big questions: “Can […]

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I had been following the on-again, off-again, on-again divorce of Sean Penn and Robin Wright for a while, not because I’m celeb crazed but because before Penn took off for Haiti and Wright to L.A., they lived just a few miles from me. I sometimes would see Wright around town, looking like any other San […]

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